神贴:哲学大牛们怎样说分手?很多主义都不了解,但也许可以作为入门呢,求中文版!
1、目的论者(The Teleologist):
We aren’t meant for each other.
2、道义论者(The Deontologist):
We aren’t right for each other.
3、后果主义者(The Consequentialist):
We aren’t optimal for each other.
4、唯我论者(The Solipsist):
It’s not you, it’s me.
5、经验主义者(The Empiricist):
I think we should see other people.
6、理性主义者(The Rationalist):
I’m not a priority to you anymore.
7、理性主义者(The Rationalist):
I’ve been doing some thinking…
8、理性主义者(The Rationalist):
If you can’t see your faults, there’s nothing more I can say.
9、欧陆主义者(The Continentalist):
You’ve lost that love and feeling.
10、平等主义者(The Egalitarian):
This is the best thing for both of us.
11、家长权威主义者(The Paternalist):
In time you’ll come to see that this is the best thing.
12、休谟主义者(The Humean):
Just because we’re always together doesn’t mean we BELONG together.
13、休谟主义者(The Humean):
Relationships need to be about more than just constant conjoining.
14、功能主义者(The Functionalist):
I don’t care about accommodating your feelings.
15、蒯因主义者(The Quinean):
I’m sorry, but you don’t mean anything to me anymore.
16、基础主义者(The Foundationalist):
We have nothing left to build upon.
17、基础主义者(The Foundationalist):
I need to be able to branch out more.
18、相对主义者(The Relativist):
It’s no one’s fault.
19、无神论者(The Atheist):
These things just happen.
20、康德主义者(The Kantian):
You lied to me!
21、反构造论者(The anti-Fictionalist):
I’m sick of faking it.
22、笛卡尔主义者(The Cartesian):
I don’t clearly and distinctly perceive a future together.
23、黑格尔主义者(The Hegelian):
Do we have to go through this again?
24、洛克主义者(The Lockean):
Our primary qualities simply aren’t compatible.
25、洛克主义者(The Lockean):
Compared to my last partner, I’m not getting nearly enough, nor as good.
26、准实在论者(The Quasi-Realist):
Of course we’re going to be together forever.
27、动机外在论者(The Motivational Externalist):
Even though I believed it at the time, I know now that I never really loved you.
28、行为主义者(The Behaviorist):
I just can’t keep going through the motions anymore.
29、永恒论者(The Eternalist):
At least we’ll always have that weekend in Paris.
30、模态实在论者(The Modal Realist):
This will never work—we’re from different worlds.
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